BREAKING NEWS: Adam Marshall is Dead!

Erm...April Fool's Day. Ha ha. It's funny, right? Mum, please stop crying. Mum, please stop, don't worry, I'm not really dead. It was just an April Fool's Day ruse. Mum, mum. Oh dear. Baker, please stop laughing.

So yea, it's the 1st of April. The day where awful comedic wannabes amuse themselves, but unfortuneately not others, with 'hillarious' pranks. Also, it's the day where we say best wishes and kind regards to the biggest April Fool of them all, my bother Ben. The reason; it's his birthday today. Well done Ben.

Quick mundane details about me. I went to my first ice hockey game the other day. It was great. There were goals and fights and everything. It was just like Gaelic football, except my mate Quinny wasn't playing. The best thing about it though was the fact that the stadium that the Nashville Predators play in is called the Gaylord Entertainment Centre. It makes me laugh every time because I'm a horrible little man.

Also making me laugh was when we went into a shop and my sister-in-law said to my brother 'We need to get you some pants' at a highly audible level. I was in stitches. Pants, brilliant.

Off to Niagra Falls today - should be good - pretty area - wet - very (a quick Mr. Jingle from Dickens' 'The Pickwick Papers' impression for you there. Trust me, it's spot on).

Done.

Kind regards.

Adam Marshall