Here lies a written and chronological record of a trip I will be enjoying/tolerating in the United States of America. I am making my way around this vast country via various methods of transport with the sole aim of making fun for myself. My departure from this English realm is due on the 12th day of January. April 11th is a date on my return ticket. Between those days you may experience feelings that you may have never felt in your lifetime. Extreme joy and inner peace are such reactions.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Aloha


Yea, that's pretty much what I just said, except I didn't have to rely upon a blue sign to get my point across. However, one could argue that by submitting that particular photo, relying on the blue sign to get my point across is exactly what I'm doing. On the flip side to that though; it could be said that by drawing attention to, and then questioning the validity of the blue sign's presence, I am affectively rebutting any presumption that I am relying on it's impact. We appear to have a conundrum. If only Richard Whitely was here. Or alive.

The best bit about today is when I went to Hawaii. The worst bit about today is when it started raining upon my arrival. Also, there appear to bit lots of insects milling about. I'm fearing that I may wake tomorrow with bites and bites and bites and bites and bites and bites and bites, all over my body.

I'm having real problems communicating both my moniker and my country of origin at the moment, and considering that all I'm ever asked is, "Who are you and where are you from", it's becoming a problem. When ever I'm asked my name, I always seem to say "Hlalum". And when asked where I'm from I can barely respond "Linglun". It's very disconcerting, as well as the root of much confusion from the other party as they've never met a Linglishman before.

Mahalo and kind regards.

Adam Marshall

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank god that weird guy from surry is out of L.A.

I really hope I don't hear from him again

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes I agree, what a waste of time that was

5:47 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said chaps

5:47 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who ever wrote tghis comments above this one, ggod job, it is the first thing that has really made me laughthrough the whole of this god forsaken blog.

11:07 PM

 

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