"I got astigmatism..."

This man's name is Eddie Deezen.

If you're wondering where you've seen him before then let me tell you where it may have been. If you're not wondering where you've seen him before, or have never yet seen him, then please, still allow me to tell you. He most famously played the legendary character of Eugene Felnic in the film Grease, and then again in Grease 2.

And what a thoroughly bloody nice bloke he is. He told me about the good old days filming Grease. He enthused about his love for the Beatles, Elvis and the Rolling Stones (but especially the Beatles, about whom he's read hundreds of books and runs a quiz which can be found at www.eddiedeezen.com). He was delighted to indulge the fact that both Tom Hanks and Paul Mccartney have done Eddie Deezen impressions in the past, something that they have in common with my older brother Ross.

And then at the end of it all, he forced me to buy him brunch. I'm joking of course. It was a massive privilege to offer and then indeed buy Eddie his meal, something that I now have in common with Steven Spielberg. The time I spent with Eddie was just great. Also I forgot to ask if he had any nicknames. I have since come up with a couple. They are: 'Steady' Eddie Deezen, and Eddie 'the Reason' Deezen. I like the latter. It brings a sense of ambiguity with it. If you read this Eddie, tell me what you think.

This man's name is not Eddie Deezen.


It is actually Juan J. Dominguez. He advertises with his flyers all over the public buses. Looking like a cross between Ben Savage from 'Boy Meets World' (with a moustache) and Dustin Diamond who played Screech in 'Saved by the Bell' (with a moustache) he is certainly the guy I would trust to complete a successful negligence claim for me.

This man's name is also not Eddie Deezen.


It is Sir Patrick Moore. I was on a bus the other day, and I heard that he died. Upon attempting to ensure the truth in this matter however, I found no confirmation on tinternet. Odd. I would very much appreciate it if somebody could tell me the living status of that astronoming, xylophone playing, monocle wearing gamesmaster. Is he no longer with us? Is it game over at last? If the photo is anything to go by, I guess not.

Kind regards.

Adam Marshall