Everywhere you go...Classic Crowded House

I went to the beach today.

It rained, so I went inside.

I had a shave.

I went back to the beach.

It was sunny, so I sunbathed.

I mused, for the rest of the day, whether there was any connection between me shaving and the sun coming out.

Probably not, I concluded.

Here is a label that I found in my hostel room:



It is pretty accreate. For example, I often utilize the "I'm a student" discount; the "Yes, of course my mum/dad works here. Would I really lie about something as important as that" discount; and the "That's strange. The shop over yonder said that they'd be able to do me the same deal but for the fraction of the price. Do you really want to lose a customer to them?" discount.

Kind regards.

Adam Marshall