God Saves...He's obviously a very sensible young man

Hey yo.

I went to see a band before I left Seattle. Their name was the Elected. I recommend everybody, and I mean everybody, if you get the chance, do your very, very best to avoid seeing them. Apparently the venue that I saw them at was a regular haunt of a band called The Nirvanas or something back in the day. If that is the case then I imagine that Mr Kurt Cobain is having what is known as a (and apologies for the profanity) 'tearful wank' (the definition for which can be found in Viz's Profanosaurus) in his grave right now.

Then I went to Miami. Tis hot here, very hot. The city is very much as it appears in the excellent video game 'Grand Theft Auto: Vice City'. For example, we drove through a poor looking part of it and it felt as though a turf war between the Haitians and the Cubans was bound to break out any moment. That made me feel relatively unsafe.

The hostel room that I am staying is also adding to my feeling of unsafetitude. This is mainly due to the residents including a large German man called Eduard; a young lad trying to convince me that God is watching all I say and do, and that I should follow the righteous path to the kingdom of our Lord, that's Joshua; and also a guy called Lawrence, the kind of name that I just connect with unpredictability.

But all's good. Went to see the Miami Heat get trounced at basketball yesterday by the Phoenix Suns. That pissed off a lot of locals which I found amusing.

Buh-Bye, I've gotta go and hit the beach.

Kind Regards.

Adam Marshall