Kind regards.

As the famous saying goes, "All bad things must come to an end". This testiment is so often proved true. Let's look at some examples. Adolf Hitler's reign of terror, rasicm, Busted's music career, Little Britain: Series 2, Mikkel Beck's football career (http://mikkelbeck.com/), Pol Pot, Sven-Goran Eriksson's role as England manager, Irene from Home and Away's alcoholism, XFL, the episode of 'Sam's Game' (you know, the sitcom starring Davina McCall) that I watched, every conversation that I have with John Baker, bottles of Reef, Euro 2000, any Good Charlotte album (I imagine), any Mark Henry match,Charlie Sheen's marriage to Denise Richards, the Whetus gig that i went to, Bridget Jones's Diary, John Cena promos, the dinner my mum cooked the other day, every Oxford/Cambridge Boat Race, my trip to Pittsburgh, ITV's 'The Premiership', the illeagalisation of buggery, Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You' being at number 1 in the charts, tunnels with no lights, the hype over the Darkness, The Grapes of Wrath, this year's 6 Nations, issues of the NME, queues, and more. The point I'm making is that this blog, 'The Midnight Devil's U.S. Adventure' has mercifully reached it's conclusion. Finally.

So my trip has taken me here...


To my homestead. The Marshall residence. The Devil's Nest, as I may start inexplicably calling it. Back to the finer things in life like minty shampoo, cat litter, and playing against Hilly at online Minesweeper. Oh yea, also my mum has put me on her car insurance (comprehensively covered, car will be kept on the driveway, roughly 10000 miles a year, social, domestic and pleasure usage, two named drivers, £100 x/s, breakdown cover? 'No thanks', bugger, my sales percentage is gonna be so low this month, etc.) and the implications are that I could turn up on your doorstep at any second for a surprise visit. Bakes, don't get your hopes up.

So it seems apt to leave you with some final thoughts about my trip. It's gonna be like Jerry Springer, but better because there will be no fat ugly rednecks fighting. Hang on. that's not better at all. But alas, don't let me dictate to you exactly how you should feel about the whole dammed sordid blog. I'm not gonna presume myself to be arrogant enough to patronise you by telling you exactly how good/awful it was. However, these people are:

Akua Boamah (don't blame her, she's Zambian) - " been keeping up to date with the blog, some bits of which i have found extremely funny, others not"

Ana Garcia (don't blame her, she claims she's a little bit Spanish) - "I've found your stories suprisingly very delightful and somewhat entertaining"

Jon 'J20' Picken - "your posts remind me of my own private parts as they are stupidly long, dark in places and best enjoyed with a handful of nuts"

Nicole M.F. Sullivan - "This is some good shit...You are hilarious in a wickedly intelligent way"

Jessie Elliot-Brunning - "Freaking awesome (aka you)"

Alex 'AlexForce' Dimond - "Be better at doing America"

Simon Hill - "I only have to close my eyes and think of you to gain visual satisfaction"

Colin Shepherd - "Try and get out a bit"

James Hankins - "Yawn"

Anonymous - "cheap arse European kid with a bad attitude, bad teeth and bad sense of style"

Another Anonymous - "Your misfortune makes me so happy"

Another Simon Hill - "Fuck you divvy"

That pesky Anonymous guy again - "I remember when this blog was entertaining"

That pesky Simon Hill guy again - "Marsh, i'm so jealous of you"

My dad - "this is a most entertaining diatribe"

Dominic Hudson - "From what I can tell you have gone to the movie set where Independance Day was shot, met some black guy that used to be the bin man in Corro and have had some kind of statue made out of you"

David Baker - "Outstanding"

John 'Muscles' Baker - "Reading this is murder"

Rebecca Sherren Robinson - "I should know all this from your travel blog...but er, ...well i did read all the beginning ones"

Dooby Dooby Splat - "Maybe you'll take a trip to the morgue next time, it might be slightly more interesting"

I think the last comment says it all really. So all I need to say is...

Kind regards.

Adam 'the Midnight Devil' Marshall